Mr. Vains: The douchebags of Grindr
There are two red-flag, deal-breaking traits that can instantly make a man repellent, and both start with a V. Violence and Vanity. Look, we all go for a certain manly vigor, but if a guy flips out...
View ArticleLost in the storm: On the island of lost gay porn gems
Everything should be on DVD. It’s a claim I’ve made many a time in my Myra Breckinridge fits of movie mania. I just can’t abide by any film — no matter how terrible or forgettable — ending up in an...
View ArticleYou are what you eat: the genderization of food
I always thought it was interesting that the French language has a masculine and feminine distinction for nouns. For certain words it’s fairly intuitive, but how do you designate the gender of, say, an...
View ArticleGay Porn Tats: FAIL
“A tattoo is a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling”. — Jimmy Buffet Men, Ink. I’m just gonna say it: it’s intervention time for Gay Porn and its crippling tattoo problem. Hey, I get it. It’s...
View ArticleHungary Like The Wolf
The San Fernando Valley and West Hollywood aren’t the only gay porn casting couches on the globe. Thirty-odd years ago when it was regarded as just one of the clustered Eastern Bloc nations, Hungary...
View ArticleCornholing: A History
“We don’t take kindly!” That’s the bellicose phrase that comes to mind whenever a certain backward, South-of-The-Mason-Dixon-Line form of politics makes its way into the national discourse. I’ve...
View Articletraumatizing Tattoo eye-rape
Individuality: is it the human animal’s greatest foible, or it’s greatest folly? Yes, when it comes to breaking from the pack in order to assert our uniqueness, we do so by not just perversely...
View ArticleTop 10 Worst Gay Porn Lines
Gay porn’s got a lot of problems as of late, but while many of them are recent developments, there’s one that’s always been a real monkey on the medium’s back. Terrible dialogue. Now terrible’s a...
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